"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?" --Anonymous
"Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely." --Hawkeye, M.A.S.H.
"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." --Rita Rudner
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house." --Groucho Marx.
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity." --Albert Einstein
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"If I Love you, what business is it of yours?"-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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